When I created the bridal shower games for my friend, I created a series of designs to them a choice of which to use in the party.  Some may say ten designs was too many, but I was too excited for my friend to make just one!  Enjoy!

I created these romantic, rustic water bottle labels for my friend's bridal shower to match the bridal shower games.    To attach these, follow the following guidelines:

1.  Download the printable following the instructions below.  Personalize the file with whatever text you need.
2.  Print the completed document.
3.  Laminate the water bottle labels and cut them out.
4.  Adhere to your water bottles using double-sided tape.

I know what you're thinking.  RANDOMMM....  Well, let me tell you what I've been up to.  No.  I am not getting married.  Calm down.  I SAID CALM DOWN!  But in my absence, I have been to no less than 1,005 baby showers, bridal showers, birthdays, etc.  I'm such a party animal.

I have been lucky enough to help plan some of these things.  Lucky for me because A)  It's evidence I have friends and am not some reclusive weirdo (SURPRISE!!)  B)  I get to exercise my creative muscles.  Lucky for you because I want to put some of these things out in the world, for free.  I'll be sharing some of the printables I have made over the years instead of just hoarding them like I do clothes.

I made these rustic bridal shower games for my beloved friend Fatma.  Here are the rustic baby shower games I created.  Enjoy!  Stay tuned for more to come!

err...or lack thereof....

I was sitting here, writing about 300 patient notes (feels like it), and decided to write an inspirational post about time management....It would have gone something like this:

1.  Write a list of things to do.
2.  Start sweating at the length of list.
3.  Throw list in trash and set it on fire.
4.  Open blogger and look at pretty things.

So, no.  I am not the person to lecture you on how to spend your time wisely.  Google it.  There are plenty of people online giving you step by step guides on how to work militantly for the rest of your life.

This little pygmy woman is here to tell you, as a person who has worked her little bum off for her first 30 years, that life is about the moments when you don't have a list.  And so, this really turned into "The Procrastinator's Guide to Living Vicariously Stressfully".

1.  Own lots of dogs.  It's good for the heart and soul.  Hoards of them.  Call them your herd.  Assert your dominance where ever you go by having your pack pee on everything.  Don't get invited back.  Whatever.  That's my house now, and you know it.

2.  Postpone your work until the last minute.  If you can take anything from this post, let it be this: You get a mad rush of adrenaline by turning in your assignment due at midnight at 11:59:59.  Those shaking hands, that's living baby!

3.  Don't sleep.  I mean it.  So your joints hurt, you can't think clearly, and you feel like death, so what?  Think of all those suckers wasting all the time sleeping, when they could be watching Netflix.  Let's face it.  You're not going to be able to concentrate on boring stuff like numbers, words, reading and such with that killer headache and that new season of Stranger Things isn't going to watch itself in one day.

4.  Or sleep a lot.  Whoa baby!  Exercise to make that beach body deadline?  Nope.  Sleep my precious.  Sleep fourteen hours a day.  Think of all the wrinkles you won't get and all the calories you won't eat.  Once you're a week off from having to wear that bikini, cry a lot, buy a cover-up and pretend it never happened, stressfully of course.

Now let's go kick 2018's ass...or there's always 2019.  I'm going to take a nap.  Welcome back everybody.