As I was driving to school the other day minding my own business, I drove past the fire station, which is something I do every day. On this magical morning, about twenty firemen were out...exercising...so I did what every warm blooded female instinctively does.... I slowed down my vehicle, put on some sunglasses and pretended not to be a creep.... I swear this is what I saw...or thought I saw...somehow I feel like genetics predisposes...
...that awkward moment when you've used your monthly contacts for three months and your eyes are so irritated and red you think your eyes are going to swell shut but you can't take them out because it's not socially acceptable to walk up to people and touch their faces for identification....and a stranger on the sidewalk smiles at you and says "420 much?" Well. I. Never. ...
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